NOT LITERALLY YOU GUYS!
this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
Original vs Not!
If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
omg that is in no way shape or form a baby platypus, it looks like a baby penguin
this is a what a baby platypus looks like
It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N E
NO CHANCES TAKEN
>July 8 is on a Tuesday this year
"Don’t look at him. Idiocy is contagious!"